Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

Words may lie,but actions will always tell the truth.

Words may lie,but actions will always tell the truth.

No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar.

No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar.

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Lies that build are better than truths that destroy.

Lies that build are better than truths that destroy.

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.

I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth read more

I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.

Lying is like alcoholism. You are always recovering.

Lying is like alcoholism. You are always recovering.

Liars need to have good memories.

Liars need to have good memories.