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    Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.

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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

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I have a very strong feeling that the opposite of love is not hate - it's apathy. It's not giving read more

I have a very strong feeling that the opposite of love is not hate - it's apathy. It's not giving a damn.

by Leo Buscaglia Found in: Love Quotes,
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Stars lead me up to heaven, and I hope I'm there with you, for you are a star in my read more

Stars lead me up to heaven, and I hope I'm there with you, for you are a star in my twinkling eyes.

by Shannon Fancher Found in: Love Quotes,
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Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.

Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.

by Antoine De Saint-exupery Found in: Love Quotes,
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

by Charles M. Schulz Found in: Love Quotes,
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He wants you all to Himself to put His loving, divine arms around you.rn

He wants you all to Himself to put His loving, divine arms around you.rn

by Charles Stanley Found in: Love Quotes,
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Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.

by A. A. Milne Found in: Love Quotes,
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Why are old lovers able to become friends? Two reasons. They never truly loved each other, or they love each read more

Why are old lovers able to become friends? Two reasons. They never truly loved each other, or they love each other still.

by Whitney Otto Found in: Love Quotes,
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One should always be in love. This is the reason why one should never marry.

One should always be in love. This is the reason why one should never marry.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Love Quotes,
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