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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

by Zsa Zsa Gabor Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.

by Evelyn Hendrickson Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been
extracted.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been
extracted.

by Bill Cosby Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

by Raymond Hull Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

by Carrie P. Snow Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him
so completely that he loses read more

The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him
so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.

by Gloria Swanson Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder; God will
take care of that.

What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder; God will
take care of that.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man.

I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man.

by Benjamin Disraeli Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.

Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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