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    The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him
    so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.

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Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.

Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.

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He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

by Mae West Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man read more

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?

by Barbra Streisand Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having read more

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

by Lyndon B. Johnson Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Love, the strongest and deepest element in all life, the harbinger of hope, of joy, of ecstasy; love, the defier read more

Love, the strongest and deepest element in all life, the harbinger of hope, of joy, of ecstasy; love, the defier of laws, of all conventions; love, the freest, the most powerful molder of human destiny; how can such an all-compelling force be synonymous with that poor little State- and church-begotten weed, marriage?

by Emma Goldman Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.

Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.

by Beverley Nichols Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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The heart of marriage is memories.

The heart of marriage is memories.

by Bill Cosby Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

by Tommy Manville Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.

Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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