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    I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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Those who talk most about the blessings of marriage and the
constancy of its vows are the very people read more

Those who talk most about the blessings of marriage and the
constancy of its vows are the very people who declare that if the
chain were broken and the prisoners were left free to choose, the
whole social fabric would fly asunder. You can't have the
argument both ways. If the prisoner is happy, why lock him in?
If he is not, why pretend that he is?

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.

Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.

by Beverley Nichols Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Same-sex marriage is not the future.

Same-sex marriage is not the future.

by Maggie Gallagher Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation
with the maximum of opportunity.

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation
with the maximum of opportunity.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

by Ambrose Bierce Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Once you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide.

Once you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide.

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Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet read more

Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.

by Sydney J. Harris Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all read more

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.

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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll
be happy; if not, you'll read more

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll
be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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