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    Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

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If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.

If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.

by H. L. Mencken Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

by Ambrose Bierce Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having read more

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

by Lyndon B. Johnson Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.

Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.

by Thornton Wilder Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds--they mature slowly.

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds--they mature slowly.

by Peter De Vries Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

by Zsa Zsa Gabor Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure.

It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure.

by Herbert Samuel Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she read more

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

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I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.

I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.

by Lee Grant Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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