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Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man read more
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love read more
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
Marriage equality changed life for people.
Marriage equality changed life for people.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Men marry to make an end; women to make a beginning.
Men marry to make an end; women to make a beginning.
I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always read more
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all read more
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.