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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

by Billy Connolly Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.

Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.

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Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.

Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man read more

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?

by Barbra Streisand Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

by James H Boren Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love read more

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.

by Judith Viorst Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

by George Jessel Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who read more

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all read more

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.

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