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    Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

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God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him

by Elayne Boosler Found in: Men Quotes,
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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

by Billy Crystal Found in: Men Quotes, Sex Quotes,
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He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those read more

He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.

by Epictetus Found in: Men Quotes,
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Beauty is the wisdom of women. Wisdom is the beauty of men.

Beauty is the wisdom of women. Wisdom is the beauty of men.

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By jove, no wonder women don't love war nor understand it, nor can operate in it as a rule; it read more

By jove, no wonder women don't love war nor understand it, nor can operate in it as a rule; it takes a man to suffer what other men have invented . . .

by Janet Flanner Found in: Men Quotes,
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Men are what their mothers made them

Men are what their mothers made them

by Ralph Waldo Emerson Found in: Men Quotes,
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Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

by Chuck Norris Found in: Men Quotes, Temper Quotes,
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Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.

by Winston Churchill Found in: Men Quotes,
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If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

by Rita Mae Brown Found in: Men Quotes,
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