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I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.
We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.
The government is becoming the family of last resort.
The government is becoming the family of last resort.
Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.
Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.
I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice read more
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.
He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.
He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.