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What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't read more

What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.

by Douglas Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I only drink wine, and it's a bit early for that.

I only drink wine, and it's a bit early for that.

by Ann Armstrong Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We hope they will review their position, because if they do not, it will damage the atmosphere of unity we read more

We hope they will review their position, because if they do not, it will damage the atmosphere of unity we have in this critical time.

by Jawad Al-maliki Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Some dried off better than others.

Some dried off better than others.

by Lucy Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Now it is established in the sciences that no knowledge is acquired save through the study of its causes and read more

Now it is established in the sciences that no knowledge is acquired save through the study of its causes and beginnings, if it has had causes and beginnings; nor completed except by knowledge of its accidents and accompanying essentials.

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Last night we heard that someone got robbed right down the street, on Spottswood right down here. That's about all read more

Last night we heard that someone got robbed right down the street, on Spottswood right down here. That's about all I've heard of, besides people walking around breaking into cars.

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For several years, people weren't quite sure what fantasy football was. But the NFL did a survey two years ago read more

For several years, people weren't quite sure what fantasy football was. But the NFL did a survey two years ago where they found out the people who play fantasy football actually are their season-ticket holders. So now we've turned a corner from, 'Is this gambling?' to the realization that, 'Hey, this a fun hobby played by a lot of our fans.' And for the most part, it's bragging rights -- not money -- that people are after in fantasy football.

by Greg Ambrosius Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The people in Barrow thought we would starve.

The people in Barrow thought we would starve.

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[In the ante room, under a tapestry of a gorgeous Imam Hussein Muzzaffar Salak (] people call me Ali ... read more

[In the ante room, under a tapestry of a gorgeous Imam Hussein Muzzaffar Salak (] people call me Ali ... Three of the prayer leaders were martyred during the Iran-Iraq war [of the 1980s].

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