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    When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

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I still don't know much about directing a movie.

I still don't know much about directing a movie.

by Jason Alexander Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Because the temperature is at 32 or just a little above, it is heavy snow to push off the roadway.

Because the temperature is at 32 or just a little above, it is heavy snow to push off the roadway.

by Jeff Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's incredible to do that back to back.

It's incredible to do that back to back.

by Lynne Agee Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Chance is the fool's name for Fate

Chance is the fool's name for Fate

by Fred Astaire Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I was very happy with the girls -they kept on the attack, ... We lost the third game, and in read more

I was very happy with the girls -they kept on the attack, ... We lost the third game, and in Game 4, freshman Balee Cox served four consecutive points. That shifted the momentum, gave us back the lead and we finished it out from there.

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? devotion to the craft of filmmaking and his wealth of head-and-heart knowledge about what we do and how we read more

? devotion to the craft of filmmaking and his wealth of head-and-heart knowledge about what we do and how we do it was a special gift to his fellow directors.

by Michael Apted Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It just shows how global basketball is, how unifying basketball is.

It just shows how global basketball is, how unifying basketball is.

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Our time frame with this is on Nov. 15, we need to submit a plan on how to consolidate 26 read more

Our time frame with this is on Nov. 15, we need to submit a plan on how to consolidate 26 county offices to Washington. We're going to be gathering input from farmers and others on the best way to do this.

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Please provide the date of your death.
(From An IRS Letter)

Please provide the date of your death.
(From An IRS Letter)

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