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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys read more

Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"

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An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by an ass

An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by an ass

by George Washington Found in: Army Quotes,
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If it does stand out [my clothing], then I guess it's a compliment, but I just wear whatever feels comfortable.

If it does stand out [my clothing], then I guess it's a compliment, but I just wear whatever feels comfortable.

by Shania Twain Found in: Clothes Quotes,
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It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But read more

It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.

by Neil Gaiman Found in: Clothes Quotes,
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I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.

I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.

by George Harrison Found in: Clothes Quotes,
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Therefore a victorious army first wins and then seeks battle; a defeated army first battles and then seeks victory.

Therefore a victorious army first wins and then seeks battle; a defeated army first battles and then seeks victory.

by Sun Tzu Found in: Army Quotes,
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Skill and confidence are an unconquered army.

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army.

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A witch and a bitch always dress up for each other, because otherwise the witch would upstage the bitch, or read more

A witch and a bitch always dress up for each other, because otherwise the witch would upstage the bitch, or the bitch would upstage the witch, and the result would be havoc

by Tennessee Williams Found in: Clothes Quotes,
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When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.

When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.

by Desiderius Erasmus Found in: Clothes Quotes,
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