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    We sat around and I fed them barbecue and whiskey. And pretty soon everyone started to compete with each other on the guitars. It seemed the more everyone drank and ate, the more everyone got into it.

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Our systems, perhaps, are nothing more than an unconscious apology for our faults --a gigantic scaffolding whose object is to read more

Our systems, perhaps, are nothing more than an unconscious apology for our faults --a gigantic scaffolding whose object is to hide from us our favorite sin.

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But the bullpen did a great job and my teammates helped me out.

But the bullpen did a great job and my teammates helped me out.

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Every eight minutes, someone has sex with an animal...and you wonder why the attack you. Because of that man, and read more

Every eight minutes, someone has sex with an animal...and you wonder why the attack you. Because of that man, and its up to me and a half mexican to stop him!

by Dave Attell Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday.

It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday.

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My people are afraid that it is on occasions like this the rednecks can create havoc.

My people are afraid that it is on occasions like this the rednecks can create havoc.

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Craftsbury played really strong, skill-based soccer for an entire game. Though we were outplayed, we played hard and right through read more

Craftsbury played really strong, skill-based soccer for an entire game. Though we were outplayed, we played hard and right through to the end of game.

by Karen Alexander Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Anytime you go on the road, it's tough. Our kids have fared well away from home and have done a read more

Anytime you go on the road, it's tough. Our kids have fared well away from home and have done a good job of getting ready each week and coming out fired up and ready to play. I don't expect anything different now, because our kids have stepped up in the big games. That's something you've got to be able to do in this district, and we can't go in worried about the past.

by Lance Angel Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I was planning on doing something, but I wanted to act like I've been in the end zone before.

I was planning on doing something, but I wanted to act like I've been in the end zone before.

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"Waiting, are they? Waiting, are they? Well, goddam 'em, let 'em wait!"[Ethan Allen, to his physician who said "General, I read more

"Waiting, are they? Waiting, are they? Well, goddam 'em, let 'em wait!"[Ethan Allen, to his physician who said "General, I fear the angels are waiting for you", quoted in Saturday Review, April 5, 1958]

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