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    No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

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Let all things be done decently and in order.

Let all things be done decently and in order.

by Bible Found in: Order Quotes,
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The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in it, and we shall die read more

The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in it, and we shall die in it

by Guy De Maupassant Found in: Bed Quotes,
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The art of giving orders is not to try to rectify the minor blunders and not to be swayed by read more

The art of giving orders is not to try to rectify the minor blunders and not to be swayed by petty doubts.

by Sun Tzu Found in: Order Quotes,
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Be careful what you wear to bed at night, you never know who you'll meet in your dreams.

Be careful what you wear to bed at night, you never know who you'll meet in your dreams.

by John Dobbin Found in: Bed Quotes, Dreams Quotes,
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Liberty and order will never be perfectly safe, until a trespass on the constitutional provisions for either, shall be felt read more

Liberty and order will never be perfectly safe, until a trespass on the constitutional provisions for either, shall be felt with the same keenness that resents an invasion of the dearest rights.

by James Madison Found in: Order Quotes,
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Bed is the poor man's opera

Bed is the poor man's opera

by Italian Proverb Found in: Bed Quotes,
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To put the world in order, we must first put the nation in order;
to put the nation in read more

To put the world in order, we must first put the nation in order;
to put the nation in order, we must put the family in order; to
put the family in order, we must cultivate our personal life; and
to cultivate our personal life, we must first set our hearts
right.

by Bible Found in: Order Quotes,
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In those days was Hezekiah sick unto death. And Isaiah the
prophet the son of Amoz came unto him, read more

In those days was Hezekiah sick unto death. And Isaiah the
prophet the son of Amoz came unto him, and said unto him. Thus
saith the Lord, Set thine house in order: for thou shalt die,
and not live.

by Bible Found in: Order Quotes,
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What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy read more

What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy in bed. It is a myth invented by jealous foreigners.

by Gerald Mcknight Found in: Bed Quotes,
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