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Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

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I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.

by Greek Proverb Found in: Beer Quotes,
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When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

by Xeni Jardin Found in: Beer Quotes, Party Quotes,
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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

by Benjamin Franklin Found in: Beer Quotes,
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The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

by Egyptian Proverb Found in: Beer Quotes,
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Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

by Ed O'neill Found in: Beer Quotes,
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Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.

by Egyptian Proverb Found in: Beer Quotes,
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The government will fall that raises the price of beer.

The government will fall that raises the price of beer.

by Czech Proverb Found in: Beer Quotes,
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