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    Once upon a time you could wander around one country, then the next and then maybe you'd go to England or wherever. Now they all want you to do it at the same time and you can't. It's just not physically possible.

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If someone ask me how to become a computer nerds, I said "Start dreaming!"; I'm serious.

If someone ask me how to become a computer nerds, I said "Start dreaming!"; I'm serious.

by Betha Aris Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around read more

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.

by Bud Abbott Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Never bolt your door with a boiled carrot.

Never bolt your door with a boiled carrot.

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He's a very nice wide receiver to have in our program,

He's a very nice wide receiver to have in our program,

by Larry Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I was very pleased with the way the team played, especially they way they hustled and dove on defense. You read more

I was very pleased with the way the team played, especially they way they hustled and dove on defense. You can't ask for anything more. Sometimes the breaks don't go your way. We still have a chance to make the playoffs. We just have to win out from here. It's going to be a good test for the team.

by Matt Anastasio Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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There are no signs of life.

There are no signs of life.

by Hubertus Andrae Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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This underpins our belief that the Bank of England is too optimistic on the growth outlook and will eventually end read more

This underpins our belief that the Bank of England is too optimistic on the growth outlook and will eventually end up trimming interest rates by a further 25 basis points.

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When asked what he would do if he only had six months to live: Type faster.

When asked what he would do if he only had six months to live: Type faster.

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I have to be honest, it was kind of a 50-50 decision at the time because I was looking forward read more

I have to be honest, it was kind of a 50-50 decision at the time because I was looking forward to signing a contract, but wanted to be as sure as I could that we would be back in the Premiership,

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