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Every once in a while, something happens to you that makes you realise that the human race is not quite read more
Every once in a while, something happens to you that makes you realise that the human race is not quite as bad as it so often seems to be.
People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they're exactly like the old ones.
People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they're exactly like the old ones.
I have no right, by anything I do or say, to demean a human being in his own eyes. What read more
I have no right, by anything I do or say, to demean a human being in his own eyes. What matters is not what I think of him; it is what he thinks of himself. To undermine a man's self-respect is a sin.
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
I'm not looking to exclude people, I'm looking to include them.
I'm not looking to exclude people, I'm looking to include them.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
When people bother you in any way, it is because their souls are trying to get your divine attention and read more
When people bother you in any way, it is because their souls are trying to get your divine attention and your blessing
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set read more
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
t's just hard to meet new people, in my position.
t's just hard to meet new people, in my position.