Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire. I hate a fellow read more

Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire. I hate a fellow whom pride or cowardice or laziness drive into a corner, and who does nothing when he is there but sit and growl. Let him come out as I do, and bark.

Love prefers twilight to daylight.

Love prefers twilight to daylight.

I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only read more

I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.

A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.

A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.

Nothing is more usual than the sight of old people who yearn for retirement: and nothing is so rare than read more

Nothing is more usual than the sight of old people who yearn for retirement: and nothing is so rare than those who have retired and do not regret it