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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.