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    Programming today is a race between software engineers stirring to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

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The suddenness of the leap from hardware to software cannot but produce a period of anarchy and collapse, especially in read more

The suddenness of the leap from hardware to software cannot but produce a period of anarchy and collapse, especially in the developed countries.

by Marshall Mcluhan Found in: Software Quotes,
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It's time to reappreciate the original software: paper.

It's time to reappreciate the original software: paper.

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Software is a great combination between artistry and engineering. When you finally get done and get to appreciate what you read more

Software is a great combination between artistry and engineering. When you finally get done and get to appreciate what you have done it is like a part of yourself that you've put together. I think a lot of the people here feel that way.

by Bill Gates Found in: Software Quotes,
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Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that nobody ever reads. In fact, read more

Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that nobody ever reads. In fact, for the past five years most of the manuals shipped with software products have actually been copies of Stephen King's The Stand with new covers pasted on.

by Dave Barry Found in: Software Quotes,
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Analytical software enables you to shift human resources from rote data collection to value-added customer service and support where the read more

Analytical software enables you to shift human resources from rote data collection to value-added customer service and support where the human touch makes a profound difference.

by Bill Gates Found in: Software Quotes,
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There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed

There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed

by Bill Gates Found in: Software Quotes,
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