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My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
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My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
(explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice, 1982)

by Chuck Nevitt Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.
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I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.
(after the team's cocaptain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis)

by Mike Mccormack Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you.

Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you.

by Gladiator's Salute Found in: Sports Quotes,
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They shouldn't throw at me. I'm the father of five or six kids.

They shouldn't throw at me. I'm the father of five or six kids.

by Tito Fuentes Found in: Sports Quotes,
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They pay me to practice. Sundays I play for free.
(explaining his contractual obligations)

They pay me to practice. Sundays I play for free.
(explaining his contractual obligations)

by Greg Buttle Found in: Sports Quotes,
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If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in read more

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.

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If you can react the same way to winning and losing, that's a big accomplishment... quality is important because it read more

If you can react the same way to winning and losing, that's a big accomplishment... quality is important because it stays with you the rest of your life, and there's going to be a life after tennis that's a lot longer than your tennis life.

by Chris Evert Lloyd Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best read more

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.

by Bill Veeck Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Boxing has become America's tragic theater.

Boxing has become America's tragic theater.

by Joyce Carol Oates Found in: Sports Quotes,
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