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The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.
The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his read more
When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again.
You only have to bat a thousand two things; flying and heart transplants. Everything else you can go 4 for read more
You only have to bat a thousand two things; flying and heart transplants. Everything else you can go 4 for five.
There are people who think that wrestling is an ignoble sport. Wrestling is not sport, it is a spectacle, and read more
There are people who think that wrestling is an ignoble sport. Wrestling is not sport, it is a spectacle, and it is no more ignoble to attend a wrestled performance of suffering than a performance of the sorrows of Arnolphe or Andromaque. rn
It wasn't as easy as you think. It's hard to stay awake that long.
(after his team had defeated read more
It wasn't as easy as you think. It's hard to stay awake that long.
(after his team had defeated Whitman 70-30)
I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.
I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered read more
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.