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The less you talk, the more you're listened to.

The less you talk, the more you're listened to.

by Abigail Van Buren Found in: Talking Quotes,
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How time files when you's doin' all the talking.

How time files when you's doin' all the talking.

by Harvey Fierstein Found in: Talking Quotes,
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I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about.

I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about.

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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

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I would be willing to bet that if one day a woman walked barefoot to the moon and back and read more

I would be willing to bet that if one day a woman walked barefoot to the moon and back and a man cleaned out his desk, when the two of them sat down to dinner that night he would say, ‘Boy was that desk a mess.’

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When you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished.

When you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished.

by Tommy Smothers Found in: Talking Quotes,
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I mumble a lot off-stage, I'm a mumbler. If I'm walking with a friend and I say something, he won't read more

I mumble a lot off-stage, I'm a mumbler. If I'm walking with a friend and I say something, he won't hear me, he'll say 'What?'. So I'll say it again, but once again he doesn't hear me, so he says 'What?'. But really it's just some insignificant sh*t that I'm saying, but now I'm yelling, 'That tree is far away.'

by Mitch Hedberg Found in: Talking Quotes,
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