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Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself -- and then a couple of more feet, just to be read more

Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself -- and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure.

by Eric Allman Found in: Unix Quotes,
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Unix is the answer, but only if you phrase the question very carefully. Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective read more

Unix is the answer, but only if you phrase the question very carefully. Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are. Unix: It's not just 'User-Unfriendly', it's 'Proactively User-Hostile' !

by Sources Unknown Found in: Unix Quotes,
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VMS is a text-only adventure game. If you win you can use Unix.

VMS is a text-only adventure game. If you win you can use Unix.

by W. Davidson Found in: Unix Quotes,
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On the twelfth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Twelve boards a-blowing; Eleven chips a-smoking; Ten ports read more

On the twelfth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Twelve boards a-blowing; Eleven chips a-smoking; Ten ports a-jamming; Nine floppies frying; Eight gettys dying; Seven blown partitions; Six bad controllers; Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the thirteenth day I started adapting my Nintendo for the VME bus.

by Evan Leibovitch Found in: Unix Quotes,
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If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

by Scott Adams Found in: Unix Quotes,
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Fixing Unix is easier than living with NT.

Fixing Unix is easier than living with NT.

by Jonathan Gilpin Found in: Unix Quotes,
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If Unix is so damned useful, why is "no" in /usr/dict/words, but "yes" isn't?

If Unix is so damned useful, why is "no" in /usr/dict/words, but "yes" isn't?

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