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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Wives Quotes,
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She would rather be an old man's darling than a young man's
warling.

She would rather be an old man's darling than a young man's
warling.

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Oh! 'tis a precious thing, when wives are dead,
To find such numbers who will serve instead:
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Oh! 'tis a precious thing, when wives are dead,
To find such numbers who will serve instead:
And in whatever state a man be thrown,
'Tis that precisely they would wish their own.

by George Crabbe Found in: Wives Quotes,
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Were such the wife had fallen to my part,
I'd break her spirit, or I'd break her heart.

Were such the wife had fallen to my part,
I'd break her spirit, or I'd break her heart.

by Robert Burns Found in: Wives Quotes,
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Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first

by Billy Sunday Found in: Wives Quotes,
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In every mess I find a friend,
In every port a wife.

In every mess I find a friend,
In every port a wife.

by Charles Dibdin Found in: Wives Quotes,
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Flesh of thy flesh, nor yet bone of thy bone.

Flesh of thy flesh, nor yet bone of thy bone.

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If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.

If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.

by Thomas Fuller Found in: Wives Quotes,
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When I think of a merry, happy, free young girl -- and look at the ailing, aching state a young read more

When I think of a merry, happy, free young girl -- and look at the ailing, aching state a young wife generally is doomed to -- which you can't deny is the penalty of marriage.

by Queen Victoria Found in: Wives Quotes,
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