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The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.
There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.
If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.