You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.

Adultery usually follows a law of diminishing returns.

Adultery usually follows a law of diminishing returns.

Women react differently: a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill his mistress; an Italian will read more

Women react differently: a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill his mistress; an Italian will kill her husband; a Spaniard will kill both; and a German will kill herself.

Nothing is more pleasurable than to sit in the shade, sip gin and contemplate other people's adulteries, and while the read more

Nothing is more pleasurable than to sit in the shade, sip gin and contemplate other people's adulteries, and while the wormy apple of marriage still lives, the novel will not die.

Where there's Marriage without Love, there will be Love without Marriage.

Where there's Marriage without Love, there will be Love without Marriage.

Gambling, eating meat, wine- bibbing, adultery, hunting, thieving, debauchery - these seven things in this world lead to the hells.

Gambling, eating meat, wine- bibbing, adultery, hunting, thieving, debauchery - these seven things in this world lead to the hells.

I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do read more

I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me.

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you read more

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'

There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.

There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.