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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

by Henry Youngman Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he read more

One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you maybe fall in again.

by Judith Viorst Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

by Tommy Manville Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.

by W. Somerset Maugham Found in: Adultery Quotes,
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I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages.
You can't divorce a book.

I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages.
You can't divorce a book.

by Gloria Swanson Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

by Carrie P. Snow Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation
with the maximum of opportunity.

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation
with the maximum of opportunity.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on read more

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

by Josh Billings Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she read more

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

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