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    Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

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I am fond of children--except boys.

I am fond of children--except boys.

by Lewis Carroll Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

by Tom Masson Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty read more

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

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A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

by Coco Chanel Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.

Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.

by Allan Beck Found in: Girls Quotes,
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It is a common phenomenon that just the prettiest girls find it so difficult to get a man.

It is a common phenomenon that just the prettiest girls find it so difficult to get a man.

by Heinrich Heine Found in: Girls Quotes,
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A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.

A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.

by Bob Gibson Found in: Girls Quotes,
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I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've read more

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.

by Maya Angelou Found in: Girls Quotes,
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A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the read more

A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.

by Allan Beck Found in: Girls Quotes,
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