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After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough read more
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.
Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.