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Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual read more

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets. These men should not be encouraged, their fantasies are sadly low-rent and unimaginative. Affect an aloof, cool demeanor as soon as any man tries to draw you out. Unless, of course, he's the pilot.

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It is easy when we are in prosperity to give advice to the afflicted.

It is easy when we are in prosperity to give advice to the afflicted.

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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool then to speak out and remove all doubt.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool then to speak out and remove all doubt.

by Abraham Lincoln Found in: Fools Quotes,
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Action is the product of the qualities inherent in nature.

Action is the product of the qualities inherent in nature.

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Profundity of thought belongs to youth, clarity of thought to old age.

Profundity of thought belongs to youth, clarity of thought to old age.

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I quote others in order to better express myself.

I quote others in order to better express myself.

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The only pressure I'm under is the pressure I've put on myself.

The only pressure I'm under is the pressure I've put on myself.

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A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom.

A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom.

by Welsh Proverb Found in: Fools Quotes, Taste Quotes,
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I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.

I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.

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