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College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

by George Gobel Found in: College Quotes,
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Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach

by Will Rogers Found in: College Quotes,
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College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink

College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink

by Chuck Palahniuk Found in: College Quotes,
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You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, read more

You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does..."

by Tom Petty Found in: College Quotes,
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College is a refuge from hasty judgment.rn

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.rn

by Robert Frost Found in: College Quotes,
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College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a read more

College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?

by David Wood Found in: College Quotes,
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Complexity and profundity have been equated by the academic culture just as fame and significance have been conflated by the read more

Complexity and profundity have been equated by the academic culture just as fame and significance have been conflated by the popular culture. Fame and significance have nothing to do with one another; and complexity and profundity have nothing to do with one another.

by Dennis Prager Found in: Complexity Quotes,
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College is the best time of your life

College is the best time of your life

by Robert Frost Found in: College Quotes,
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