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Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office.

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office.

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Action is the product of the qualities inherent in nature.

Action is the product of the qualities inherent in nature.

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Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual read more

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets. These men should not be encouraged, their fantasies are sadly low-rent and unimaginative. Affect an aloof, cool demeanor as soon as any man tries to draw you out. Unless, of course, he's the pilot.

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Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.

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Do what you know best; if you're a runner, run, if you're a bell, ring

Do what you know best; if you're a runner, run, if you're a bell, ring

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Wisdom is knowing the truth, and telling it. -Unknown.

Wisdom is knowing the truth, and telling it. -Unknown.

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Ignorance of one's misfortunes is clear gain.

Ignorance of one's misfortunes is clear gain.

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Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in!

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in!

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The curiosity to know things has been given to man as a scourge.

The curiosity to know things has been given to man as a scourge.

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