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Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.

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The ability to accept responsibility is the measure of the man.

The ability to accept responsibility is the measure of the man.

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When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.

When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.

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Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual read more

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets. These men should not be encouraged, their fantasies are sadly low-rent and unimaginative. Affect an aloof, cool demeanor as soon as any man tries to draw you out. Unless, of course, he's the pilot.

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Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold thread. Both contribute to make the read more

Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold thread. Both contribute to make the whole picture beautiful and unique.

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To have one's individuality completely ignored is like being pushed quite out of life--like being blown out as one blows read more

To have one's individuality completely ignored is like being pushed quite out of life--like being blown out as one blows out a light.

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Advice: the smallest current coin.

Advice: the smallest current coin.

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Never, ever underestimate the power of 'Id Like that.

Never, ever underestimate the power of 'Id Like that.

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If you load responsibility on a man unworthy of it he will always betray himself.

If you load responsibility on a man unworthy of it he will always betray himself.

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