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Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter'

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter'

by Andy Rooney Found in: Native americans Quotes,
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

by Andy Rooney Found in: Smile Quotes,
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to read more

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

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The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort -- the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a read more

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort -- the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing -- the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.

by Andy Rooney Found in: Privacy Quotes,
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