Anon. ( 10 of 45 )
The past is a foreign country. They do things differently there.
The past is a foreign country. They do things differently there.
Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success.
Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success.
Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, read more
Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.
We learn nothing from history except that we learn nothing from history.
We learn nothing from history except that we learn nothing from history.
Leisure is a beautiful garment, but it will not do for constant wear.
Leisure is a beautiful garment, but it will not do for constant wear.
I have forgotten more law than you ever knew, but allow me to say, I have not forgotten much.
I have forgotten more law than you ever knew, but allow me to say, I have not forgotten much.
Common sense is what tells us the Earth is flat and the Sun goes around it.
Common sense is what tells us the Earth is flat and the Sun goes around it.
Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under read more
Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive.
The law is a strange thing. It makes a man swear to tell the truth, and every time he shows read more
The law is a strange thing. It makes a man swear to tell the truth, and every time he shows signs of doing so, some lawyer objects.
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into.
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into.