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He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always read more

He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge

by Bill Maher Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. That’s something I value. Fairness, kindness, generosity, tolerance. read more

When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. That’s something I value. Fairness, kindness, generosity, tolerance. When they talk about values, they’re talking about things like going to church, voting for Bush, being loyal to Jesus, praying. These are not values.

by Bill Maher Found in: Kindness Quotes, Values Quotes,
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You are what you do. It’s about actions.

You are what you do. It’s about actions.

by Bill Maher Found in: Actions Quotes,
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

by Bill Maher Found in: Disease Quotes,
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The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

by Bill Maher Found in: Religion / beliefs Quotes,
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Stop worrying. Hollywood won’t turn your daughter into a nymphomaniac or get her hooked on drugs... I will.

Stop worrying. Hollywood won’t turn your daughter into a nymphomaniac or get her hooked on drugs... I will.

by Bill Maher Found in: Hollywood Quotes,
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I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, read more

I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, it's like your life is empty or you're a communist meanie.

by Bill Maher Found in: Conformity Quotes,
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Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."

Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."

by Bill Maher Found in: Suicide Quotes,
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Men are only as loyal as their options.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

by Bill Maher Found in: Opinions Quotes,
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