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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

by Bob Hope Found in: Age Quotes,
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I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

by Bob Hope Found in: Funny Quotes,
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

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I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

by Bob Hope Found in: Flying Quotes,
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

by Bob Hope Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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People who throw kisses are mighty, hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are mighty, hopelessly lazy.

by Bob Hope Found in: Kisses Quotes,
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I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.

I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.

by Bob Hope Found in: Naps Quotes,
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

by Bob Hope Found in: Ignorance Quotes,
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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

by Bob Hope Found in: Sports Quotes,
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

by Bob Hope Found in: Money Quotes,
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