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I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going read more

I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

by Dean Martin Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

by Dean Martin Found in: Lies Quotes,
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When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

by Dean Martin Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

by Dean Martin Found in: Sports Quotes,
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