Doug Larson ( 10 of 13 )
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the read more
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - read more
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.
