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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and read more

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

by Drew Carey Found in: Hate Quotes, Jobs Quotes,
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Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you read more

Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

by Drew Carey Found in: Sex Quotes,
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The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you read more

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

by Drew Carey Found in: Moving On Quotes,
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