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One man's wilderness is another man's theme park

One man's wilderness is another man's theme park

by Elayne Boosler Found in: Wilderness Quotes,
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to read more

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions

by Elayne Boosler Found in: Guidance Quotes,
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UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.

UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.

by Elayne Boosler Found in: Appearance Quotes,
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

by Elayne Boosler Found in: Morals Quotes,
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God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him

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