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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't read more

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

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Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy -- a Jill a rich widow.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy -- a Jill a rich widow.

by Evan Esar Found in: Widows Quotes,
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Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

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Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.

Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.

by Evan Esar Found in: Vocabulary Quotes,
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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

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