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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't read more
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy -- a Jill a rich widow.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy -- a Jill a rich widow.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.