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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Personality Quotes,
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Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Sex Quotes,
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Funny Quotes,
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Capitalism Quotes,
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Children Quotes,
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to read more

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Education Quotes,
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey read more

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk.

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No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own read more

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Fantasy Quotes,
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to read more

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.rn

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Life Quotes,
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