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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to read more
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey read more
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk.
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own read more
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to read more
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.rn
