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After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.

After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.

by Fred Allen Found in: Quitting Quotes,
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.

by Fred Allen Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

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Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?

Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?

by Fred Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to read more

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.

by Fred Allen Found in: Fame Quotes,
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When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the
genuine tinsel underneath.

When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the
genuine tinsel underneath.

by Fred Allen Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but
as a group decide nothing can be read more

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but
as a group decide nothing can be done.

by Fred Allen Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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All television is children's television.

All television is children's television.

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to
become well known, then wears dark glasses to read more

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to
become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

by Fred Allen Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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