Maxioms Pet

X

Garrison Keillor Quotes

Share to:

Garrison Keillor ( 9 of 9 )

  ( comments )
  25  /  31  

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a
function.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a
function.

  ( comments )
  8  /  14  

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

by Garrison Keillor Found in: Reality Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  28  /  28  

I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'

I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'

  ( comments )
  16  /  20  

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to read more

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days

by Garrison Keillor Found in: Funerals Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  8  /  18  

A book is a gift you can open again and again.

A book is a gift you can open again and again.

  ( comments )
  19  /  13  

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of read more

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.

by Garrison Keillor Found in: Vanity Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  18  /  39  

It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they read more

It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.

by Garrison Keillor Found in: Luxury Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  15  /  17  

English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say. read more

English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say. -Garrison Keillor.

  ( comments )
  12  /  21  

Being Lutheran, Mother believed that self-pity is a deadly sin and so is nostalgia, and she had no time for read more

Being Lutheran, Mother believed that self-pity is a deadly sin and so is nostalgia, and she had no time for either

by Garrison Keillor Found in: Pity Quotes,
Share to:
Maxioms Web Pet