Garrison Keillor Quotes
(1 - 9 of 9)Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a
function.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a
function.
I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'
I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to more
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
Being Lutheran, Mother believed that self-pity is a deadly sin and so is nostalgia, and she had no time for more
Being Lutheran, Mother believed that self-pity is a deadly sin and so is nostalgia, and she had no time for either
It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they more
It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.
Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of more
Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.
A book is a gift you can open again and again.
A book is a gift you can open again and again.
English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say. more
English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say. -Garrison Keillor.
