Groucho Marx ( 10 of 34 )
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is read more
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. -Groucho Marx.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day read more
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
