Groucho Marx ( 10 of 34 )
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day read more
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
