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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

by Henny Youngman Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

by Henny Youngman Found in: Graduation Quotes,
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

by Henny Youngman Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop. -Henny Youngman.

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop. -Henny Youngman.

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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow, sleep late.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow, sleep late.

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