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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when more

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

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The purpose of a funeral service is to comfort the living. It is important at a funeral to display excessive more

The purpose of a funeral service is to comfort the living. It is important at a funeral to display excessive grief. This will show others how kind-hearted and loving you are and their improved opinion of you will be very comforting.

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